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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
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3 weeks ago on 6 May 2012 @ 11:12pm 12,045 notes
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2 months ago on 4 April 2012 @ 1:52am 129 notes
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2 months ago on 24 March 2012 @ 3:45am 13,650 notes
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2 months ago on 16 March 2012 @ 2:17am 8,711 notes
ā€œ
I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.
~ Franz Kafka (via ellephanta)
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via  wakefulness  (originally  kafkaesque-world)
4 months ago on 1 February 2012 @ 2:52am 12,508 notes
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4 months ago on 20 January 2012 @ 8:24pm 22,711 notes

i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else

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4 months ago on 19 January 2012 @ 8:24pm 65,276 notes

Every night

  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now"
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now"
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now"
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now"
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now"
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now"
  • 3am: "FUCK"
5 months ago on 7 December 2011 @ 4:09am 47,888 notes
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6 months ago on 2 December 2011 @ 9:28pm 4,509 notes
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via  knope4president  (originally  lucifer-)
6 months ago on 17 November 2011 @ 12:47am 12,181 notes
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7 months ago on 21 October 2011 @ 5:07pm 11,904 notes
8 months ago on 26 September 2011 @ 12:29am 612 notes

When you're on your period...

  • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
  • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
  • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
  • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
  • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
  • Me: why
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via  captamericas  (originally  foxylongbottom)
8 months ago on 14 September 2011 @ 4:12am 164,237 notes