rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

dinglehoppersaplenty:

godlegos:

tahthetrickster:

rnedia:

a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right

a group of peacocks is called an ostentation

a group of crows is called a murder

#a group of sociopaths is called a fandom.